salmon fishing on lake michigan
salmon fishing on lake michigan
jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
i don’t know if this is something that everyone already does and i’m just late to the party or if i’m a damn genius, but:
i’m packing my quart size ziploc bag for my trip tomorrow, and i always get so annoyed by how little room i have to work with, and i don’t have any travel size SPF moisturizer, and how can i justify bringing my foundation when it takes up so much space, and so on and so forth
and then i thought about all the extra contact lens cases that i have, and how those are basically airtight. so i washed one of them, put my SPF moisturizer in one side and my foundation in the other. it seems to be just the right amount for a few days and it takes up basically no space in my toiletries bag.
right now, i’m packing my quart size ziploc and this is making it so much easier
i’m going on a longer trip this time, so i upped the ante and bought a pack of different coloured contact lens cases so that i could bring just enough moisturizer, eye cream, foundation, and styling cream to get me through the trip, without taking up much space at all
Sneaky ‘Better Call Saul' billboard spotted in Albuquerque | Vulture
And the phone number works! Vulture gave it a ring and recorded the Mrs. Doubtfire-esque outgoing message from Bob Odenkirk himself.
so damn excited for this.
Eddie Overholt, a 76 year old veteran was arrested in Greeneville, TN Friday, July 18, 2014 for asking Mayor Alan Broyles and board members to speak louder during an Industrial Development Board meeting at Greeneville Light and Power. The Mayor and board were speaking in extremely low voices during the discussion of an unpopular decision to submit a second application to TDOT (the first was denied) that would allow a private company, US Nitrogen, to install and run wastewater pipes to the Nolichucky River so they would be able to get free water and a free place to dump wastewater instead of signing an agreement with the local water utility which would help the community.
i’m gonna see both of these ladies and it’s going to rule so hard
anyone who says that the internet has ruined our ability to form meaningful connections with other people can bite me, because erin and meghan and i met on aol when we were barely teenagers and i seriously can’t imagine how lame my life would be without them
and especially for the three of us to be in the same place at the same time without even coordinating our plans
it’s like a major astronomical event, basically
"and where do you think you’re going?"
my little sister, everybody
i’ve posted this before and i am sure that i will post it again
every time i’m going through old pictures on my phone and come across this, i actually lol
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner
early voting has started for the local elections. i wanted to vote with my sister yesterday, but when i got to the polling place, i realized that my driver’s license was in my other purse and i didn’t have another form of valid photo ID. the volunteer asked me if i had my carry permit, and i still think it’s funny that she just assumed that i had one. (i don’t)
today i went back to vote. i’m going to be out of town soon and i had this paranoia that if i didn’t vote before leaving, then obviously something terrible would happen and my cousin would lose by one vote or something. plus, early voting is the best - there was no line and it took me all of ten minutes to fill out my paperwork and then vote
even though i am a registered democrat, i voted in the republican primaries because let’s face it - in this state, that is the only way that my vote will matter. people in my town like to tell a joke about how the democratic party in northeast TN is so small that they could hold a meeting in a phone booth and still have room for the pizza guy. i often end up voting for the lesser of two evils rather than someone whose platform i support, which makes me feel real weird but that’s politics for you, i guess
one of my friends is running for a seat on the county commission. she wanted to run as a democrat, but the election commission told her that in this county, she can run as a republican or an independent. of course, that makes everyone assume that any candidate running as independent is actually a democrat, so i don’t see what the point of doing that is in the first place
i guess if there’s one good thing about living where i do is that i can’t just vote along party lines. i have to follow the news, i have to go to candidate forums and meet and greets, i have to educate myself. this place has forced me to become an informed voter. the silver lining is that as hard as it was for me to vote for certain people, i was also able to vote for people that i actually know and who have earned my support
also i am so happy that i was able to vote for mark “coonrippy” brown instead of bill haslam. obviously haslam is going to win, but i would absolutely love for an internet celebrity just trying to get his raccoon back to garner a large enough margin of the vote that it inspires a strong candidate to challenge haslam in the next election