the more you say, the worse you sound
my first pie! caramel pecan pumpkin pie, using this recipe.
i have managed to restrain myself from tasting it, though i can’t wait until tomorrow. it smelled incredible while baking. and yeah, the crust looks a little.. rustic but i’m really proud of myself for actually attempting the crust instead of wimping out and buying a pre-made one. maybe next time i’ll attempt to make a pretty crust. haha.
- Kate: maybe i just need to act like tom cruise all the time and then nobody will want to hang out with me when i don't want them to
- me: that may backfire into no one wanting to hang out with you EVER
- Kate: i should have been jumping on my chair saying I LOVE THIS BURGER
omg the bristol police blotter is amazing
Bristol Virginia Police Department
Nov. 20
- A Russell Street man called police to say “there is a pit bull on his front porch and it isn’t his” at 8:30 p.m. He said the dog is aggressive and his neighbors said it was “chasing humans and animals.” The man called back 15 minutes later to report “the dog backed down from him and he is going to lure it off his porch,” but asked police to come by the next day to check on things.
- Someone called anonymously from Lee Highway to report a half a dozen kids in a blue van that “look like they want to fight.”
- A woman reported that a man hit a woman with a toilet paper roll, thus “the fight was on” at 10:30 p.m.
more can be seen here, i know i’ll be checking regularly from now on.
r kelly - in the kitchen
posting this because my friend ashley has never heard it before and that is a travesty.
PUT YOU ON THE COUNTER, BY THE BUTTERED ROLLS
r. kelly and a bunch of other dudes - pregnant
erin: did you listen to this song?
me: no, not yet.
me: the new NCIS is on.
erin: get prepared for “KNOCK YOU UP” background lyrics
me: HAHAHAHAH
erin: NOTHING about this song is alluring. GIRL I WANNA LAY YOU DOWN AND GET YOU PREGNANT
erin: id be like BACK THE FUCK UP
me: alright, dinozzo just finished threatening somebody for messing with his thxgiving. and commercial! and kellz!
me: did he just say AND PUT THAT GIRL IN MY KITCHEN
me: seriously, did he just say that
erin: yes
erin: dude this is r kelly, of course he did.
me: omg, is there a woman that I WANNA LAY YOU DOWN AND GET YOU PREGNANT would work on?
erin: i guess ! i dont know who it is though
me: THIS MAGIC SEED
fraternity fridge starring left hand milk stout, anchor christmas, orange blossom, and a shiner holiday cheer also holding o’fallon cherry chocolate and sweetwater 420.
so fucking jealous.
also, of course any picture of your fridge would include a half empty 12 pack of diet coke.
easily the best part of last night’s himym.
also, if they actually made slap bet: the game, i would so buy it. i would be the first kid on my block to own it.
check out my hilarious dilated eyes sunglasses.
went to the optometrist this morning. my eye exams are always hilarious because my vision is terrible. for example, i cannot see the giant “E” at the top of the chart, not even when the optician enlarged it several times, to the point that it was the only thing on the screen. finally, she had to stand a few feet in front of me, asking “how many fingers am i holding up?”
i’ve decided that instead of trying to pair a wine with the turkey, i’m just going to do dogfish head punkin ale. pretty sure it’s going to rule.
