January 2009
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Marijuana could prevent Alzheimer's - Campus →
emrgency: brought to you by columbus’ very own THE ohio state university. alzheimers is one of my biggest fears ! does this mean that they will start making horrible “above the influence” commercials targeting oldsters? 
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Jan 26th
so many maths
so, i got to this point on the pattern for the february lady cardigan where i am doing eyelet increases. i need to work 41 yarn overs spaced evenly across 239 stitches.  it has gotten to the point that i have a calculator, an envelope full of scribbles, and a diagram. the sad thing is, 14 year old me would have already figured it out.
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Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco →
best headline ever.  also, dude’s mugshot screams douche.
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“Mr. Limbaugh said he did not like the “classical music,” which he said...”
– via ny times. i guess this means sarah palin would have gotten the jonas brothers.
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WatchWatch
i knew that demetri martin’s show would be awesome, but this clip leads me to believe that it is going to be the most awesome show ever, probably.
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“Anyone who has seen Sandra’s show knows she’s obsessed with filling the hole in...”
– via random access babble. i nearly always tune into semi-homemade with sandra lee, mostly to see what she’ll put booze in next.
Jan 13th
booze bra hides bottle full of wine →
i found this by googling “sandra lee” and “booze”. i have smuggled airplane-size bottles of alcohol in my bra before, but never to this extent. 
Jan 13th
“YOU ATE CHICKEN POT PIE WITH THE MAN, YOU DO NOT GO TO HELL FOR THAT.”
– oh wonkette, i love you. (from pleasant young gay in anguish over dinners at white house.)
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“I will rebuild it if it is God’s will.”
– steve grindstaff, placing way too much importance on a mcmansion with turrets. via kingsport times.
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“It’s not up to a few people to keep a gallery going. All of us could buy more...”
– allison alfonso, via johnson city press
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WatchWatch
“this might be for the casual encounters section of craig’s list, but there’s nothing casual about what i do.”
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