the more you say, the worse you sound

me: man, i should be doing pilates
me: but i am more interested in making meatloaf
erin: meatloaf is one of my most despised foods !
me: that is because you have never had my meatloaf dude
me: then you would be SINGIN’ A DIFFERENT TUNE
erin: ive hated it my whole life.
me: i can’t eat anybody else’s meatloaf but my own
me: for some reason, that last sentence sounds really creepy